Thursday, April 16, 2009

The cure

In the 5th grade I went steady with Jesus for one week. He gave me a huge metal ring attached to a sink chain that I wore around my neck. I suffered incredible neck pain but I didn't connect the pain with the ring. A week later I broke up with Jesus and just like that my health returned.

2 comments:

Katie Bowen said...

Some people find Jesus, some people leave him, as long as we live free of those chains, well, it's a good place to start.

smartz said...

Geez. Now I find out he cheated on me. I thought I was the only one for almost seven years. Oh well.
(Another one of those serendipitous word verifications: diast.