Calling it like it is

I like things that are presented the way they are. No euphemisms or sugar coating. My mother used to have a bottle of mouth wash called "Red Mouth Wash". Not Mountain Stream or Lava Flow, just Red Mouth Wash. She used to bring it out of the bathroom, "Hah!" she'd say pointing to the label. She liked that. She would have appreciated seeing this sign in her front yard.