Glaming up

A while ago my daughter-in-law, Diane introduced me to the nail buffer, maybe in an effort to "glam" me up. I loved it. I buffed and buffed and was so dazzled by the sparkle that I went out and bought 3 more nail buffers so I'd have one in almost every room...
Yesterday, with the encouragement of my hair dresser I had my eyebrows tinted in an effort to reduce the "wobble" across my brow caused by the dreaded old age "thinning"....
Now I'm wondering what's next? A dress?