Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Vacuuming the water buffalo

There's a guy in the Mojave Desert named Bob who is a big game hunter. He travels the world shooting animals, having them stuffed and scattering his house with them like it's some kind of preserve. Everyday he vacuums his tigers and cheetahs and water buffalo. He can often be overheard at the T-Bird while polishing off his draft: "Welp, guess I better get home and vacuum the water buffalo".

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