RVers actually find joy in driving 200 miles just to pull a lawn chair out into the dirt and sit there.
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11 years ago
This season infuses me with so much scattered energy I can't make it across the room without coming up with 12 projects, like: write a book, build a sculpture, find a recipe for new potatoes, reseed the front lawn, join an improv group.
Irene and I quit smoking 20 years ago this weekend. We picked a date well beforehand and prepared ourselves by smoking our brains out in the weeks leading up to that date. The day before the big day we flew back from Hawaii in the smoking section, (remember this was 20 years ago.) The smoke was so thick even we couldn't breathe.
This is Stan and Janet. They are in the Witness Protection Program. So I can't tell you we had dinner with them in Casa Grande, Arizona this week.

Yesterday afternoon we decided to get a room near Tubac. We were dusty, and tired and needed more space than our 19' RV. This place has many rooms, wings, second floors. It turns out Irene and Annie B and I are the only guests. Literally. Even the staff went home. It's a little like being in a haunted house way out in the chaparal with nothing around but the coyotes eyeing our 15 pound dog.
So we're driving along near Nogales, me wanting to write a country song about it but without a guitar and without a real voice so I just hum to my dog who is sitting on my lap when we come suddenly to a border check point. Soldiers and German Shepards, nosing the front bumpers of big rigs and cars. We suddenly remember last year a neighbor gave us a little pot to take with us to Burning Man. We stored it in the aluminum roller up in our rig cupboard and forgot about it. We sat in the check point line, watching the dogs and the soldiers wondering if the dogs would know. They did nose around but let us pass through. We breathed a senior sigh or relief.
We left Annie Bones in day care, retraced our steps to explore Tubac back the way we'd come, past the check point when we remembered, again, the illicit drugs languishing in the Reynolds Wrap in our rig. We pulled over in the desert, ready to bury the baggie when we saw the cute little glass pipe our neighbors had included with the gift. It glinted, unused in the southern Arizona sun. We couldn't just leave this in a dusty hole. We drove back to a room we'd gotten for the night and hid the package in Annie's satchel. Now, in the early morning it's lying on the desk. We're beginning to feel just a little what the fleeing felon feels, out in the desert one step ahead of the law.
Our good friend, Tom died suddenly on Monday. His wife called us on our cell while we were nestled in a pine forest in Eastern Arizona.
Our desert family greeting us in Phelan, Mojave Desert. Friendly, huh?
So much of our time is spent saying, "Go potty, Annie!" (we've walked miles into the desert)
This place has been closed for "a while". Wonder if they used to serve vegie burgers?
Quality sidekick...
My good friend, Sandra Martz, past publisher of Papier Mache Press has started a blog. AND today is her birthday! Happy Birthday, Smartz!
Today is the 40th anniversary of Richard Nixon's appearance on Laugh-In and I feel like celebrating! (source: www.Aerophant.com)

Me: The windshield wiper light keeps going on in the dashboard of the truck.