I have a new cell phone. Irene gives me the user guide."You should read this," she says.
A few days later,
Me: "What does it say?"
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4 comments:
The key to a lasting relationship is simple. There has to be one person who reads instructions and one who doesn't.
It certainly works for us. Especially me.
If you know any sexy single guys, let's say between 45-55, who are good at reading instructions, please send them my way. Of course, warn them in advance that I myself do not come with a manual.
I'm going to start looking for Mr. Right. Also, if I'm lucky I'll come across a manual at the flea that might be helpful to someone. Toasters, DVD players. I don't think it matters, right?
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