Thursday, April 16, 2009

The cure

In the 5th grade I went steady with Jesus for one week. He gave me a huge metal ring attached to a sink chain that I wore around my neck. I suffered incredible neck pain but I didn't connect the pain with the ring. A week later I broke up with Jesus and just like that my health returned.


Katie Bowen said...

Some people find Jesus, some people leave him, as long as we live free of those chains, well, it's a good place to start.

smartz said...

Geez. Now I find out he cheated on me. I thought I was the only one for almost seven years. Oh well.
(Another one of those serendipitous word verifications: diast.